Unfortunately, there's a DO NOT TOUCH note from my sister Lewis. Otherwise known and the insane child of the family--most likely to end up in a mental hospital... you know. (totally kidding. she's perfectly sane, just crazy)
I read through it once. And then again--and again, and then I stopped.
Wait... what does it say again?
The note read:
If you try to take this candy
That would not be oh-so-grandy
So take this candy if you dare
Then I will squash you like a bear
DO NOT TOUCH
-Lewis
So how many times did you read it? Confused? I was too. Trust me, nothing she says ever makes sense. It's all just craziness and nonsense, for all I know.
Oh, Lewis.
I had a good laugh about it and took some candy anyway. DO NOT TOUCH notes never work. We take it anyway. It's not like they're gonna notice, right?
Right.
-Anevay
